A viral meme claiming that holding a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich over the past five years would have “outperformed” Ethereum has tragically captured the attention of crypto traders.
“If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed Ethereum,” read one widely circulated post on X.
Replies have ranged from self-deprecating regret to tongue-in-cheek questions about whether McChickens could be “securitized.”
“I should have hoarded some burgers,” one user quipped.
But is there any truth in the painful meme? We took a closer look at the burger.
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The meme compares the price appreciation of a McChicken sandwich — often priced modestly and subject to local fluctuations — with the performance of Ethereum over the same period.
Over the past five years, Ethereum’s price has followed the classic boom-bust-recovery cycle typical of crypto.
In early 2021, Ethereum traded in the low $1,500 range, and by late that year, it hit an all-time high near $4,950.
By 2022, the market fell amid broader macroeconomic tightening, and Ethereum retraced sharply, frequently dipping into the low $1,000s as risk assets sold off.
If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed Ethereum. pic.twitter.com/u6AYm1yX7i
— Uzi (@UziCryptoo) January 31, 2026
From 2023 through early 2026, the coin staged a volatile rebound, with peaks near $3,800 in 2024 and recent trading around $3,000, roughly doubling its early-2021 level despite deep interim drawdowns.
A snapshot of representative prices suggests that Ethereum has roughly doubled over the last five years, though performance has varied dramatically depending on timing.
By contrast, a McChicken sandwich, once a staple $1–$2 item in many markets but increasingly priced closer to $5.29 or more today, would have seen price rises largely tied to inflation and local fast-food pricing strategies.
Those gains, while real to consumers buying lunch, are hardly the kind of investment returns typically benchmarked against financial assets.
No, not literally.
While it’s possible that in specific locales and circumstances, menu price increases for a McChicken outpaced Ethereum returns measured from certain price points.
The broad claim that holding sandwiches beats investing in Ethereum misconstrues both what investors actually hold and how financial performance is measured.
Ethereum exhibited both significant upside and downside, and a five-year holder would generally be ahead on price return, though only modestly compared with its own peak years.
A McChicken, on the other hand, is a consumable good, not a traded financial asset, and its “performance” is about retail pricing.
In other words, the meme works as satire but does not hold up to real financial literacy. .
The viral meme, while obviously meant to be lighthearted, highlights growing frustration among crypto holders enduring long drawdowns.
For analysts, Ethereum’s trajectory over the past half-decade reflects a maturing but still turbulent market, where long-term narratives increasingly clash with shorter-term price performance.
That tension was on display in June 2024, when asset manager VanEck published a long-term valuation framework projecting Ethereum’s potential price by 2030.
The report outlined three scenarios:
Base case: $22,000
Bull case: $154,000
Extreme bull case: $360,000
Despite the headline figures, VanEck characterized even its bull scenario as conservative relative to Ethereum’s role as settlement infrastructure.
Bitmine founder Tom Lee, who has come under public fire for his extravagant predictions, publicly shared the projections — saying he favored VanEck’s base and bull cases as plausible outcomes.
However, the model also sparked pushback across social media and trading forums, where critics questioned the assumptions behind long-term fee growth.
Skeptics argued that price targets stretching multiple years into the future risk the cyclical nature of crypto markets — the same forces that have produced repeated boom-bust patterns since Ethereum’s launch.
In that context, jokes about McChickens outperforming crypto resonate not because they are financially accurate, but because they capture the emotional reality of holding through years of sharp drawdowns.
Kurt Robson is a London-based reporter at CCN, specialising in the fast-moving worlds of crypto and emerging technology. He began his career covering local news in Cornwall after graduating from Falmouth University with First Class Honours in Journalism. There, he cut his teeth on everything from council meetings to missing swans.
He quickly rose through the ranks to become a frontline journalist at several of the UK’s leading national newspapers. Over the years, he has interviewed musicians and celebrities, reported from courtrooms and crime scenes, and secured multiple front-page exclusives.
Following the upheaval of the COVID-19 pandemic, Kurt shifted his focus to technology journalism—just ahead of the AI boom. With a natural curiosity and a trained eye for emerging trends, he has found a new rhythm in reporting on innovation.
At CCN, Kurt's work focuses on the cutting edge of crypto, blockchain, AI, and the evolving digital world. Drawing on his background in people-first reporting and his deep interest in disruptive tech, Kurt delivers stories that are insightful, entertaining, and human-centric.
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